Harry Styles has announced his Together Together 2026 tour, and I’m sat seething about how much I’m about to fork out for this concert. Will I leave the pre-sale queue? No, I will not.
I’ve heard you can get stands tickets for as low as £44.10. That’s the cost of a decent game nowadays, that’s not too bad.
But the Together Package, which includes one general admission ticket, plus some other stuff, goes for an eye-watering £725.45.
For that price, I want Harry Styles to personally sit down and squad up with me in Fortnite, before graciously letting me bag the Victory Royale in a The Long Walk-inspired mercy kill, tears running down our grubby faces.
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But, no doubt, the VIP ticket will be the only option left for me to get.
Here’s everything else I could’ve bought instead of a VIP Harry Styles ticket.
1450 Copies of FIFA 17
Listen - I’m not a FIFA girlie. I’m just not. In fact, it used to be a running joke in the office that, despite being our number one gaming expert, I was just awful at EA Sports FC.
But, if I had 1450 copies of FIFA 17, surely I could play enough saves that I’d get semi-good?
At CEX, you can pick up a copy of FIFA 17 for 50p. Would I spend that? No, I would not. You couldn’t pay me 50p to play FIFA 17.
The wait for Harry Styles tickets continues.
42.5 Little Mareep Pokemon Plushies
Now this one is very tempting. When I was at Pokemon EUIC in 2025, I saw the legendary giant Mareep plush for sale. If I wasn't in the front row to watch Wolfe Glick play the video game, I would’ve picked it up.
Mareep is one of my favourite Pokemon, just behind Eevee.
I love the Ditto range of Pokemon too, and I own every Eevee version, if you can spot them in my collection of Pokemon plushies below. It’s only £16.99 on the Pokemon Store! I might have to pick up just one of these, I can’t lie
362.5 Copies of Paddington
I absolutely adore the Paddington movies. Can I do a shameless plug of my Letterboxd? I’m going to, because Paddington rocks and you should read my review.
The half copy of Paddington makes me sad though. I hope it’s the second half of the film, not brutally chopping the bear himself in half.
Well, wish me luck in getting these Harry Styles tickets. I might go play a spot of Highguard to cheer myself up. Not because it’s necessarily a good game, but I am enjoying all the memes that’ve sprung up overnight. Sorry Geoff Keighley.
Topics: Pokemon, FIFA, TV And Film