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Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom players can't stop building giant dicks

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Published 13:55 16 May 2023 GMT+1

Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom players can't stop building giant dicks

Legend of Zelda fans have been pushing the limits of their creativity with phallic contraptions in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Sam Cawley

Sam Cawley

Legend of Zelda fans have been furiously exploring everything Hyrule has to offer in the expectation-defying Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, with many players pushing the limits of their creativity with monstrous contraptions of a phallic nature.

That’s right, players have already thought of ingenious ways to put dicks on their creations, even going so far as to weaponise them with flamethrowers for maximum carnage. Nintendo’s Tears of the Kingdom boasts an impressive gameplay mechanic of building your own vehicles using an ability called Ultrahand, which can fuse various materials together to create cars, flying machines and even mechs if you’re really clever about it.

It’s definitely one of the more fun parts of the game, and there really are few limits to what you make and how you stitch it together. They’re not strictly for transport either, many can be equipped with spikes, flamethrowers, lasers, and more to build horrifying war machines that rival the Guardians in Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

An anonymous user shared their latest creation on Imgur, which featured a tall figure with an unsettling smile, with a flame-spewing penis. This is just a small sample of what some of the more unhinged Zelda players have been getting up to in-game.

Truthfully, I don’t think anyone expected anything different when it was revealed we could put our own contraptions together. The team at Nintendo must have anticipated this as well, though I bet even they will be a bit surprised at the lengths players have gone to whilst monumental weaponry that could surpass Metal Gear.

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The results have been incredibly funny though, and I’m sure we’re still scratching the surface of what the game will let us get away with when it comes to its Ultrahand fusing mechanic. As players continue to push the boundary with their creations, one has to feel sorry for the poor Bokoblins that’ll be subjected to various penis-shaped fates. What a way to meet your end.

Featured Image Credit: Nintendo

Topics: The Legend Of Zelda, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch

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