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The PlayStation 5 Console Has Launched So We’re Not Doing Any Work

The PlayStation 5 Console Has Launched So We’re Not Doing Any Work

Today is officially PlayDay for the PlayStation 5.

Anonymous

Anonymous

Hello, this is an automated article from the GAMINGbible Team. The GAMINGbible employees have all been given the day off to play PlayStation 5 and as a result, there will be no articles today. Sorry.

We figured that we, along with countless others, would have been planning to find ourselves unable to work for various, suspect reasons on the PS5's launch day, so we've saved ourselves the embarrassment of having to come up with excuses and are insisting on a company-wide holiday, on the proviso that employees must spend it playing the PlayStation 5. We will not budge on this. Dave from Accounts tried to start work this morning and "just do a few bits". Dave will be having a disciplinary meeting with HR to discuss what he's done.

PlayStation 5 /
Sony

To compensate for the lack of content today, we wanted to offer you, our audience, something of an olive branch; the chance to win a PlayStation 5 for yourself. Give us your best excuse for cancelling any and all plans to play PlayStation and you could win one of the incredible next-gen consoles.

Please excuse us while we take a well earned break and do some very important research into the PlayStation 5. Our regular content will resume later today, once we're confident we've fully understood how the haptic feedback of the DualSense makes us feel.

Yours apologetically,

The GAMINGbible Team

Featured Image Credit: Sony

Topics: PlayStation 5