Stellar Blade mods have arrived, are as NSFW as you'd expect

I can’t believe this, but apparently, people have been uploading mods to the internet for the wholesome, family-friendly game Stellar Blade that are x-rated in nature.

I know, I’m just as appalled as you are. It’s absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe people would do such a thing, and frankly, I’ll be writing a strongly worded letter to my local MP regarding the topic.

In the meantime however, I think it’s best for all of us if I provide you with the links to all of these NSFW mods. You know, so you can avoid them. That way you won’t accidentally click on them and download them by mistake, like I accidentally did… twenty times in a row.

As covered in painstaking detail by Push Square’s Sammy Barker (they pay you guys to goon over there? I’m working at the wrong site), several abhorrent, highly lewd mods for Stellar Blade appeared online as soon as the game launched on PC.

Obviously, this is extremely surprising and unexpected. This wholesome game, akin to the likes of Bluey and Peppa Pig, shouldn’t be subject to something so godless and downright offensive.

Even more surprising still, the real-life body-double, Shin Jae-eun, for Stellar Blade’s protagonist, Eve, has endorsed some of these mods on Twitter. Shameful, honestly.

Also, if you were brave enough to click on this article at work, I’d highly suggest not being even braver and clicking on basically any image or link on Shin Jae-eun’s Twitter profile. I’m literally getting paid to write this article and I still feel like I’m due a visit from HR.

Here’s hoping the government does something about this soon. I’ve got to spend the next couple of hours deleting the hundreds of mods I accidentally downloaded before I can boot the game up again, time that I could have devoted to gooni– I mean, gaming.