Naked woman goes on mushroom fuelled rampage, The Last Of Us fans terrified

Nakedness, magic mushrooms and The Last of Us, it feels like an average cold, rainy night in Stoke on a Wednesday.

To be more exact, this story relates to a naked woman on magic mushrooms in Chile, South America. So I guess it may not have been a cold rainy night in Stoke, but it was at least chilly, am I right? Either way, this story may terrify The Last of Us fans. Can you imagine if this is what the cordyceps virus did to us? Come to think of it, this might not actually be a bad alternative.

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The woman who has been dubbed the “female terminator” went on a magic mushroom-fueled rampage in Chile airport, Nuevo Pudahuel. Passers-by were left feeling concerned for their safety when being approached by the aggressive naked woman with one person being attacked. Thankfully, other passers-by were able to intervene relatively quickly before more damage was caused to the unsuspecting victim. If this isn't a clear indication that drugs can be bad, then I don't know what is. As Mr Mackey would say in South Park, “Drugs are bad, mkay?” Hopefully, the naked woman and the lady that was attacked in the airport are safe and well.

In other related news, well kind of, after months of speculation, Naughty Dog finally announced The Last of Us Part II Remastered for the PlayStation 5. This new and improved port is more than just a mere remaster. Not only will it bring glorious 4K visuals and a super-smooth 60 frames per second, but it also comes with a wealth of cut content, new modes and other features.

For example, the remaster will feature Lost Levels that were previously cut from the original release of The Last of Us Part II, as well as a roguelike mode called ‘No Return’ which will have at least 12 randomised levels with varying encounters and multiple playable characters each with their own set of skills to bring to the fight.

What’s more, it also has a new Guitar Free Play mode and director commentary, and if you own the original PS4 version of the game, you can upgrade for just £10/$10. Oh, and your saves can be transferred which means another bonus Platinum Trophy ping. Happy days!

The Last of Us Part II Remastered will be released for PlayStation 5 on 19 January 2024.