If you wish you could live in the world of Fallout: New Vegas, then you may need Doc Mitchell to take a look at your brain.
However, if the allure of life on the irradiated New Vegas Strip appeals to you that much, you can get a little taste (this will be funny later) of it for yourself right now… if you happen to live in a very specific part of the world.
Obviously nobody with half a brain wants to actually live in the world of Fallout, but even I can admit that there’s something enticing about it.
Sure, you’d almost definitely turn into a skinless, eyelid-less, psychotic ghoul, and there’s absolutely zero chance that any of us would last more than two seconds in a fist fight with a deathclaw, but… shooting a big laser gun in some power armour would be rad as hell.
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This will (thankfully) never be a reality for any of us. You know what could be though? Some Sunset Sarsaparilla. Ooh, or even some Nuka Cola Quantum.
In what is potentially the most requested Fallout collaboration in history (this is not a joke, people have been asking for this for years), Bethesda has teamed up with Jones Soda Company to deliver a bunch of Nuka-themed beverages to storefronts.
Plus, as revealed on the Jones Soda Co. Twitter, there’s even a chance that some of these bottles will feature a blue star bottle cap (which Fallout: New Vegas fans will doubtlessly recognise from the quest The Legend of the Star).
There is a bit of an issue with the collaboration that’s upsetting folks over on the r/Fallout subreddit however; you can apparently only get your hands on these in the north-east of the United States.
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Now obviously this sucks because people can't get their hands on it, but I think it sucks for a different, far more important reason; Vegas is in the south-west of America. Like come on man, you can’t even get your hands on it in the location that the game is set in?
You can go over to Jones Soda’s website and order them to be delivered thoug– oh, wait, nevermind! Every single one is already sold out.
Hopefully, due to the overwhelming popularity of the collaboration, Jones Soda will produce a bunch more in the future. Also, it would be nice if they decided to release it anywhere other than America for once, but ship some bottles out to Nevada at the very least…