The Witcher 3 Triss sex doll is one of the most cursed things we've ever seen

Today is a sad day for fans of The Witcher. Over on Netflix, the third season of the show drew to a close as the second batch of episodes released this morning.

That means we’ve finally reached the day that many have been dreading. Henry Cavill is no longer Geralt of Rivea after making his exit from the show in the final episode of the season. We’ve freshly landed in Liam Hemsworth territory. The actor is set to take on the role in the upcoming fourth season. On the whole, many have found the entirety of the third season to be rather lacklustre which is a shame, considering it was supposed to be Cavill’s big goodbye. If that’s left you feeling a little bit sad, I’m afraid I don’t have anything to cheer you up. In fact, this may just make you feel more upset. Fans have discovered a Triss sex doll.

Take a look at the trailer for season three of The Witcher below.

As reported by TheGamer, adult site Game Lady Dolls is selling an anatomically correct life-sized Triss sex doll. Please, stop this. The doll has a price tag of $3,000, and it quickly found itself as a topic of discussion on The Witcher subreddit. User jusaturt wrote, “Welp, somebody made a realistic Triss sex doll,” and they weren’t kidding. It features … movable limbs … and you know what, I don’t want to know what else.

One user wrote, “Man, I had no idea this was a thing lol. That’s some wild s**t,” while another added, “I won't shame folk for what they safely get up to in their own home. I do struggle to understand these though. I get that they look real and are movable, but they don’t actually move or react. It would remind me of a corpse.” There are also, perhaps unsurprisingly, far too many people delighted by the thought of such an item.

As The Gamer points out though, some of the dolls on offer are based on the real likeness of the actresses that portray them. For example, you can buy Death Stranding’s Mama which looks just like actress Maragret Qualley. I don’t need to explain why that is all kinds of morally and lawfully wrong. There are also dolls depicting underage characters, which is perhaps even more disturbing. The site has been trading since early 2022.

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