Pokémon quietly unveils Diglett's full body, and I wish I'd never looked
Topics: Pokemon
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Topics: Pokemon
If you lived under the assumption that Diglett was a little mole-like creature with stubby legs, then you’re in for a shock.
It turns out the little guy is longer than we thought (oo-er), either that or is can stretch its body into a snake-like form. And this comes directly from Pokémon, none of those websites we banned at work.
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You want the proof, you sickos? It’s all there to see, pulled directly from the anime.
I’m just glad the real Diglett isn’t that nefarious version that floats around showing him having lots of feet.
Not that I’m slandering grippers, they’re just not my thing. Don’t let me yuck your yum.
Anyway, back to the point. Diglett may have a much longer body, or it just stretches itself like a weird rubber snake.
Reddit has no clue either, I’ve checked.
“Digglet is a snek confirmed,” said one fan.
While another user comments, “WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOLE OR SOMETHING I THOUGHT IT HAD LITTLE STUBBY LEGS AND IT BURROWED WHY IS IT A GIANT SNAKE.”
My brother in Christ, I wish I knew. I preferred life when I thought Diglett just had a rodent body, now I want to go back.
“That looks... so wrong,” comments NihilisticEgotist.
Of course, it wouldn’t be the internet without some penis jokes and know that I’m not above them, but I also don’t need a call from our HR department.
“It's a running joke between Game Freak and the community at this point,” said leonidasmark and I want to believe that, but if this is canon I may not be able to look at wobbly, longboi Diglett ever again.
Can we pretend this never happened? I can act like Diglett is just a little rodent guy and not some weird amorphic and phallic creature sent from the depths of the Earth to haunt us.