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The Witcher 3 Online's Latest Freaky Update Takes Combat To New Extremes
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Published 18:52 10 Apr 2026 GMT+1

The Witcher 3 Online's Latest Freaky Update Takes Combat To New Extremes

This isn't your typical Witcher business

Jack Marsh

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Featured Image Credit: CD Projekt RED

Topics: Mods, PC, The Witcher, The Witcher 3, CD Projekt Red

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is known for much more than being an extraordinary and detailed RPG filled with skilled combat and lengthy side quests.

Instead, fans of the game will be familiar with bosoms and breasts of local 'strumpets' to staple characters like Yennefer of Vengerberg and Kira Metz.

Typically saucy from the opening scenes in Geralt of Rivia's fever dreams, the fantastic storyline continues to spin webs of romance and duty, especially when it comes to the Triss and Yen conundrum.

Fans of the series haven't slowed down in their pursuit of the freakiness either, and some 11 years after its release, new updates to the popular Online Mod have taken a weird twist.

The Witcher Online Mod Lets Players 'Ride' Each Other

The online mod for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is already a chaotic masterpiece, as we found out by being submerged in a sea of Geralt's.

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But its latest update has enabled the ability to stack, or 'ride' people as if they were horses.

This isn't your usual freakiness that Geralt is used to, but it's already resulted in some bizarre moments.

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In the trailer for the latest The Witcher Online update, the players can be seen cantering through Oxenfurt and Velen on the back of each other, either in a stacked piggy-back form or as more of a Twister-like mesh of flesh to serve like a Roach.

The mod also allows for some other audacious moments, such as Geralt relieving himself into a trough, which can now be done in a stacked method, taking his usual sword fighting in a very different dimension.

These frivolous festivities aren't the only oddity, either, although giving Geralt new signs to turn into animals like a cow or a fox are more quirky than freaky.

Unfortunately for console players hoping to get more out of their The Witcher 3 experience, the online mod is only available on Steam, and for those with a 'non-pirated copy of the latest version'.

However, it shouldn't be too long before we all get to celebrate another wave of monster hunting, as Ciri's story is set to continue in The Witcher 4, as she now operates in a world without the Wild Hunt that has been a constant threat to the universe since she was first introduced in the opening books.

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