Final Fantasy: This NSFW Tifa Statue Is Definitely Not For Kids

It's no secret that the internet will take any fictional character you love and find a way to jack off to it.

Sonic The Hedgehog, Sesame Street, The Simpsons, Doctor Who - doesn't matter what it is. There will always be someone waiting in the wings to find a way to make it dirty, like some kind of R-rated online MacGyver.

The Final Fantasy franchise is far from an exception. For decades, thirsty fans have lusted over the various heroes and villains of Square Enix's celebrated RPG franchise, and Final Fantasy VII's Tifa Lockhart has long been a firm favourite.

Heck, I'm sure you remember the start of this year, when a hardcore porn animation of Tifa getting along famously with some guy ended up playing during an Italian senate meeting. The memes were off the chain, and Tifa became more famous than ever before.

Now, as discovered and shared on Twitter by D-Piddy, there's a new statue of Tifa doing the rounds that is almost certainly not one you'll want to buy for your kids at Christmas.

So, this exists:
1/4 scale statue of Tifa doing the Jack-O pose. pic.twitter.com/o66JjIuWgV

— D-Piddy 🎭 (@_dpiddy) May 5, 2022

While this product certainly looks like it could be officially licensed by Square Enix, I'm inclined to believe it almost certainly is not.

As... cheeky as Tifa's pose is in the promotional images above, I could just about believe Square Enix would sign off on this one. But when you check the website and see that it has the option of an "exchangeable nude body"? Yeah, no way this is a licensed product.

If you're the kind of person who wants a saucy Tifa statue (I'm not here to judge), it's currently available to pre-order for $545. If you want the aforementioned nude model, however, you'll need to stump up $645.