Mr. Marston, we never expected to see you like this.
There are plenty of gamers out there that have a crush on Red Dead Redemption’s John Marston, yet few dared to dream this day would come.
John Marston’s actor, Rob Wiethoff, has started an OnlyFans page.
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This wasn't advertised in the Red Dead Redemption 2010 trailer!
And you thought that free NSFW expansion that launched wasn’t appropriate – wait until you see this.
Sadly, not everything is as it seems.
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Before you start throwing your garters at the screen, Wiethoff isn’t going to be stripping off for your money.
Instead, the beloved RDR actor has other plans for his new venture.
Wiethoff intends to use his OnlyFans page to share his workout videos.
In his own words, “If you follow, you’re going to watch an old guy work out. That’s all it is. My plan is to get ripped, though. You can do it with me if you want.”
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For some of you, we reckon that’s more than enough to have you subscribing.
RDR fans have reacted in varying ways to this news.
Some question if the actor is aware of what OnlyFans is, saying, “Rob WHAT. Do you know what OnlyFans is?”
“OnlyFans...? Rob what is this. EXPLAIN.” reads another post.
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Other players, however, can’t believe that John Marston is on OnlyFans before GTA VI has been released.
What a world we live in.
If you’re disappointed that this isn’t the NSFW content you were looking for, at least you can “get ripped” with Rob – that's the next best thing, surely?
Having experienced heartbreak recently due to a recent Red Dead Redemption 3 teaser, we’ll take Wiethoff working on his fitness.
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We need something like this to keep us going.
If you intend to follow Wiethoff on his fitness journey, the details for his OnlyFans page are provided on his Instagram.
Just remember to respectfully observe.
Topics: Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption 2, Rockstar Games, Take-Two, PlayStation, Xbox, PC, Steam, Nintendo Switch