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Mass Effect dog collar announced prompting flood of NSFW comments

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Published 15:47 17 Nov 2023 GMT

Mass Effect dog collar announced prompting flood of NSFW comments

This Mass Effect accessory bundle is the set that your dog has always wanted!

Richard Breslin

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Featured Image Credit: BioWare

Topics: Mass Effect, Bioware, EA

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Have you ever wanted to get your dog a Mass Effect-themed accessory pack? Of course you would, who wouldn't, right?

Mass Effect is one of the most beloved video game franchises of all time, certainly amongst the sci-fi RPGs. In Mass Effect, we create our very own Commander Shepard and it’s down to us to save the galaxy from the pesky ancient race known as the Reapers. Along the way, we form our crew with our decisions that ultimately determine our story, for better or worse.

Check out the Mass Effect: Legendary Edition trailer below!

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Naturally, if you’re a big fan of BioWare’s Mass Effect series, you might want to gear up your pet dog in some N7 accessories. If that sounds like you, then you’re in luck. Well, I say “luck” because the items featured in this article are now out of stock. BOOOO!

The Mass Effect N7 doggy bag includes a dog collar, leash and even a bandana. Like seriously, my Pippin dog wanted these and it’s now not possible. Damn, you people buying all the stock, damn you! As you can imagine, this accessory set has gone down well with the Mass Effect community on Twitter. The problem is ... most don't want it for their dogs. Oh no, here we go.

“When Good Boys Become Legendary,” opens the line on the BioWare Gear Store listing. “The Mass Effect Deluxe N7 Dog Collar Leash Bandana Set is a must-have for any intrepid Spectre with a loyal K-9 sidekick ready to explore the vastness of the Milky Way.”

“Don’t miss this chance to dress your pup in true Mass Effect style because they deserve to feel like a true galactic badass, even if they're just chasing their own tail,” it concludes.

“Ah yes! The dog collar. For the dog. The collar for the dog. The dog collar, yes,” replied one user to the BioWare Gear Store tweet. "Does this come in a men's 20 regular neck?" asked another, while one tweet read, "I fear that the majority of these won't touch any canine necks." One user added, "Oh yes ... my dog. That's what I originally though." You horny lot.

If you want to try your luck and hope to purchase this Mass Effect set - for whatever purpose, pup or not - at a later date, there is an option on the website listing to be notified should it come back into stock. Good luck!

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