Death Stranding porn parody game Sex Standing sure is... something

Oh dear, oh my. It only took three years, but Kojima Productions’ Death Stranding has now passed an important gaming rite of passage. Yes, the title has finally received a porn parody on Steam. It was only a matter of time and if you're curious to see what cursed creation has been cooked up, Sex Standing is available to play now.

What we’re all really waiting for is Death Stranding 2. The upcoming sequel was revealed during last year’s The Game Awards. In fact, I vividly remember writing a news piece about the thoroughly bizarre trailer at approximately 3AM, thinking ‘help’. In the months since, Kojima has revealed that DS2 isn’t a straight forward sequel. In fact, he hopes it’ll appeal to those who haven’t played the first game, saying that, “I’ve made the game nostalgic, but also new.” Death Stranding is certainly a love or hate it situation. It’s not the kind of complex story you can lightly dip into. If you do want the opposite though, Sex Standing is total nonsense.

Take a look at the reveal trailer for Death Stranding 2 below.

As reported by GamesRadar, Sex Standing is the latest NSFW knock off to curse our eyeballs. Developed and published by Octo Games, Sex Standing’s official description reads, “Dare to cultivate intimate connections in Sex Standing, a titillating escapade that pushes the limits of adult gaming. Set in a ravaged world, you assume the role of a sex courier, entrusted with the mission of reestablishing connections between secluded settlements and nurturing close relationships.” Oh my.

It was by no accident that they used the word titillating. “As the passionate courier, explore a desolate yet alluring landscape, meeting a variety of enticing characters, each harboring their own yearnings and cravings,” it continues. “Engage in captivating dialogues, decipher sensual puzzles, and triumph over steamy challenges to reinforce the bonds among the remnants of society.” Nothing like a sensual puzzle, am I right? (I’m joking for clarity).

The screenshots are just as graphic as you might expect so do only delve into Sex Standing if you’re, well, prepared for what comes with a game that’s called Sex Standing. Also, I don’t recommend googling Sex Standing without specifying Steam and ‘game’. I did warn you.