• News

  • TV & Film

  • PlayStation

  • Xbox

  • Nintendo

  • PC

  • Reviews

  • News

  • TV & Film

  • PlayStation

  • Xbox

  • Nintendo

  • PC

  • Reviews

  • Advertise
  • Terms
  • Privacy & Cookies
  • LADbible Group
  • LADbible
  • UNILAD
  • SPORTbible
  • Tyla
  • UNILAD Tech
  • FOODbible
  • License Our Content
  • About Us & Contact
  • Jobs
  • Latest
  • Topics A-Z
  • Authors
Facebook
Instagram
X
Snapchat
TikTok
YouTube
Threads
Submit Your Content
Heavy Rain's Ethan deemed gaming's worst protagonist, and we couldn't agree more

Home> News

Published 09:22 29 Dec 2023 GMT

Heavy Rain's Ethan deemed gaming's worst protagonist, and we couldn't agree more

Gamers have deemed Heavy Rain's Ethan Mars to be gaming's worst playable protagonist.

Kate Harrold

Kate Harrold

The end of the year is often a time for reflection. Sometimes, that reflection simply relates to the year that’s passed and in other instances, it extends slightly further back in time. This festive season, fans have gathered to determine who exactly is gaming’s worst protagonist and there was an easy winner.

Reddit user Roblson240YT kickstarted the conversation, writing, “Who’s the worst video game protagonist that you hated playing as and why?” with Heavy Rain’s Ethan Mars easily winning the vote, although it’s not a ‘win’ in the conventional sense. Heavy Rain boasts a somewhat interesting story but there’s no denying that Ethan is a strange fellow. User mysterymanatx said, “Ethan Mars from Heavy Rain,” garnering almost 5K upvotes.

Yet to dive in? Take a look at Heavy Rain's launch trailer below to see Ethan Mars in action.

“Blacks out and makes creepy origami. Refuses to elaborate,” joked compulsive_criticism, while many users simply evoked the “JASON” meme. Who could ever forget the cursed ‘Press X to Jason’. “That game is worth playing just to run around shouting ‘Jason’ at random people’s faces that don’t even recognise you’re doing it,” wrote benjyk1993.

Ethan Mars may have won by a landslide but he wasn’t the only disappointing protagonist mentioned. “The guy from Sniper Elite,” commented TheHunterJK with over 1.7K upvotes. “I don’t dislike him. He’s just forgettable. I can’t even remember his name without looking him up.”

Advert

Over 3.4K upvotes went to Solafuge’s suggestion: “I enjoyed Far Cry 3 but Jason Brody is insufferable. He develops as a character but he just changes from one kind of an asshole to another kind of asshole. At no point is he remotely likeable.” Forspoken and Atomic Heart were also cited as honourable mentions, although I do sense that Forspoken’s Frey was doomed the second that Whedonesque trailer dialogue went live.

Featured Image Credit: Sony Computer Entertainment

Topics: PlayStation, PC

Advert

Advert

Advert

  • Halo: Combat Evolved Remake To Overhaul Game's Worst Level
  • Red Dead Redemption 3's protagonist is right in front of us, fans agree
  • Steam free download is 'all I wanted and more', fans agree
  • PlayStation Plus Free Game is an ‘Absolute Must’, and We Agree

Choose your content:

5 hours ago
6 hours ago
8 hours ago
10 hours ago
  • Rockstar Games
    5 hours ago

    GTA 5 Star Teases GTA 6 Return of Familiar Character

    "You never know, man."

    News
  • Chelsea Guglielmino/Getty Images
    6 hours ago

    Why Cancelled Rockstar Game Wasn't Released, Dan Houser Speaks Out

    The name's... nevermind

    News
  • Rockstar Games / Epictellers Entertainment
    8 hours ago

    Red Dead's Arthur Morgan Is Essentially Back In New RPG

    Coming to Early Access in 2026.

    News
  • Nintendo
    10 hours ago

    Animal Crossing: New Horizons Free Expansion Adds Requested Feature 5 Years On

    It's about time

    News