I think it's fair to say that Star Wars isn't inherently sexy. At least, I'm not sure it was ever supposed to be. George Lucas' original trilogy had romance, certainly, but aside from a certain infamous gold bikini it was mostly family friendly adventures with little green puppets and irritating droids.
So how do you make Star Wars sexy, if that's the kind of thing you're dead-set on doing? Apparently you slap a bunch of prosthetics and body paint on Playboy model Sara Jean Underwood to make her look like Yoda, then get her to star in a fake ad for a Star Wars-themed phone-sex line. The result is... well, I'm not sure that I have words for the result.
Take a look at the extremely NFSW video below.
While this utterly bizarre video might look like a relic of the 1990s, it was actually first released back in 2015. It recently started doing the rounds again after the video's director, who goes by lolspeaker on Reddit, shared the clip along with some memories of its production all those years ago.
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"I used to make videos for Playboy," they wrote. "Still can't believe they let me get away with this one." lolspeaker also shared a handful of behind-the-scenes photos to prove that he really was the mind behind the video. Although I'm not sure I'd be too desperate to take credit for this one, personally. Still, he added that Sarah was "great at making herself in on the joke" and "wasn't afraid to take a chance on looking silly" - two traits that definitely shine through in the video.
"I just want to know what everyone was thinking as they applied sickly, wrinkly green rubber skullcaps and huge ears, gave he other girl rubbery appendages and meth teeth, and shot a f**king sex line ad," asked on user.
"That it was funny and made us giggle?" lolspeaker responded. I mean, fair enough.
Featured Image Credit: Playboy/Reddit via lolspeakerTopics: Star Wars, TV and Film, News